I'M CUTE.

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empressriful:

ollivandur:

apPARENTLY MY CAT LIKES YOGURT

THIS CAT LOOKS LIKE IT JUST FOUND THE ANSWERS TO EVERY QUESTION IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE

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You’re always here to me. And I always listen. And I can always see you.

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hakureiryuu:

myscratchypencil:

basically the tenth doctor

there is literally nothing else you need to know about him

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atomic-archangel:

Damn, that’s a cold-ass honkie.

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kawaiians:

I HATE ACCIDENTALLY HURTING DOGS THEY SCREAM AND THEN THEY ACT LIKE THEYRE SORRY AND ITS THEIR FAULT AND THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU FUCKING STEPPED ON THEM OR PICKED THEM UP WRONG THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU HURT THEM

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ryoutwat:

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS POST I GET SO MAD YOU GAVE UP THE OPPORTUNITY TO SAY MISSNAKES

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blogwell:

collegehumor:

8 Animal-Based Sex Positions Other Than Doggy Style [Click for more]

Animal sex is horrifying.

These are like one tentacle away from being japanese horror porn.

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bro-mom:

you know what i can actually relate to this one

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It’s scary to find someone that makes you happy. You start giving them all of your attention because they’re what makes you forget everything bad that’s going on in your life. They’re the first person you want to talk to in the morning and the last one before you sleep just so you can start and end your day with a smile. It all sounds great to have that someone, but it’s scary to think about how easily they could just leave and take that happiness away too when they go.

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transhumanisticpanspermia:

DOGE HAS ENCOUNTERED WATRE

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i can nt breath e this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

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dungeonsanddamsels:

this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”

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the-absolute-best-gifs:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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